| Below is a list of tracks for this release. |
| Side & track no | Track and Artist | Length |
|---|
| THE DREADED BATTER PUDDING HURLER OF BEXHILL-ON-SEA |
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| A1 | This is the BBC Home Service [Spike Milligan] | 1.14 |
| A2 | The English Channel, 1961 | 6.17 |
| A3 | That night, I lay awake | 0.44 |
| A4 | Inspector Seagoon! | 1.30 |
| A5 | Aaaah! | 0.29 |
| A6 | They were doing the mambo [Max Geldray] | 2.06 |
| A7 | We want to get out | 1.16 |
| A8 | I inspected the man closely | 1.30 |
| A9 | Next morning mt breast pocket 'phone rang | 0.28 |
| A10 | Taxi! | 0.49 |
| A11 | Meantime, Neddie Seagoon had arrived | 0.51 |
| A12 | Months went by | 1.45 |
| A13 | On December the 25th | 1.25 |
| A14 | Old man river [Ray Ellington] | 2.41 |
| A15 | Seagoon and Bluebottle travelled by sea | 1.49 |
| A16 | For thirty days | 1.31 |
| A17 | Forty days they drifted | 3.28 |
| THE HISTORIES OF PLINY THE ELDER |
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| A18 | This is the BBC Light Programme [Spike Milligan / Larry Stephens] | 0.41 |
| A19 | And so in the year XLIII BC | 1.31 |
| A20 | So the Romans want to take the field | 0.42 |
| A21 | And son the Britons | 1.43 |
| A22 | Like a mighty octopus | 3.00 |
| A23 | Get happy! [Max Geldray] | 3.20 |
| A24 | And so, some months later | 2.28 |
| A25 | That night, the gallery docked | 1.51 |
| A26 | I say, what a wonderful agent | 2.35 |
| A27 | You made me love you [Ray Ellington] | 3.04 |
| A28 | Through the catacombs | 1.36 |
| A29 | Are you a Roman? | 3.11 |
| A30 | Escaped English slaves! | 0.56 |
| A31 | You are Spartacus? | 4.47 |
| THE JET-PROPELLED GUIDED NAAFI |
|---|
| B1 | This is the BBC Light Programme [Spike Milligan] | 4.06 |
| B2 | That afternoon, the strolling Prime Minister | 2.01 |
| B3 | That night in bed, Britain's strolling Prime Minister | 2.16 |
| B4 | I'm just wild about Harry [Max Geldray] | 2.40 |
| B5 | Ah, our little strolling Prime Minister | 3.37 |
| B6 | Ah, what a magnificent economical sight | 1.21 |
| B7 | By dawn, the mighty aerial fleet | 0.44 |
| B8 | Three handed woman [Ray Ellington] | 2.49 |
| B9 | That night, the aerial armada | 2.32 |
| B10 | Men! I think that takes most of you | 2.18 |
| B11 | Keep going, Moriarty | 5.59 |
| THE EVILS OF BUSHEY SPON |
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| B12 | This is the BBC Light Programme [Spike Milligan] | 2.19 |
| B13 | Morning, morning, ha ha | 2.15 |
| B14 | Part two. The Great Ormsrod refuse tip | 1.46 |
| B15 | Lulu's back in town [Max Geldray] | 2.07 |
| B16 | The scene - outside a quiet cottage in Bushey Spon | 2.33 |
| B17 | Day after day, the hole grew deeper | 2.35 |
| B18 | The lamp post, part three | 3.19 |
| B19 | You'd better know it [Ray Ellington] | 2.42 |
| B20 | That night we camped at the great Zambesi Falls | 1.40 |
| B21 | On return to England | 2.34 |
| B22 | They're putting the lamp post up, Henry | 6.07 |
| Total length of media 2:01:38. |