| Below is a list of tracks for this release. |
| Side & track no | Track and Artist | Length |
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| THE JUNK AFFAIR |
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| A1 | This is the BBC Light Programme ... [Spike Milligan / Larry Stephens] | 2.41 |
| A2 | In a flash, in a trice ... | 3.40 |
| A3 | It's only a paper moon [Max Geldray] | 2.47 |
| A4 | Don't be frightened folks | 3.44 |
| A5 | The silence you hear ... | 3.59 |
| A6 | Don't burn me up [Ray Ellington] | 2.04 |
| A7 | What, no money? | 1.57 |
| A8 | Aaaah - Hello Eccles ... | 3.21 |
| A9 | Ah! A mountain gentleman ... | 2.07 |
| A10 | You swine - You shot me into the water ... | 4.12 |
| THE BURNING EMBASSY |
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| A11 | This is the BBC Home Service ... [Spike Milligan] | 2.21 |
| A12 | Gentlemen! What am I bid for lot one? | 2.23 |
| A13 | There, there, there, Neddy and fans ... | 2.13 |
| A14 | This can't be love [Max Geldray] | 2.06 |
| A15 | And now, part two | 2.18 |
| A16 | All went well - The water parcels started to flow ... | 1.05 |
| A17 | Whoa! Just a minute! | 3.20 |
| A18 | Eccles, throw another twig on the sun ... | 3.40 |
| A19 | I've got rose between my toes [Ray Ellington] | 2.08 |
| A20 | And now, if listeners will set fire to their Radio Times ... | 3.50 |
| A21 | All of which means I've arrived back in Africa | 2.40 |
| A22 | There was an accident this morning ... | 3.19 |
| THE MISSING BATTLESHIP |
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| B1 | This is the BBC Light Programme [Spike Milligan / Larry Stephens] | 3.11 |
| B2 | Men - Sabrina has fallen overboard! | 2.30 |
| B3 | Meanwhile, the HMS Boxer headed southwards ... | 4.46 |
| B4 | The intrepid trio ran on and on ... | 2.43 |
| B5 | Up above my head [Ray Ellington] | 2.19 |
| B6 | And while Ray Ellington quickly changes ... | 3.31 |
| B7 | And so The Isle of Alassi sailed away ... | 2.42 |
| B8 | That night, as The Isle of Alassi ... | 4.04 |
| B9 | ... And here is a police message | 1.39 |
| B10 | And as far as anyone knows, they're still looking | 2.31 |
| THE SNOWBALLS THAT SHOOK THE WORLD |
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| B11 | This is the BBC Home Service! | 1.38 |
| B12 | I sit and cobble ... | 4.03 |
| B13 | I can't get started [Max Geldray] | 2.44 |
| B14 | Ten snowballs that shook the world, bad news ... | 1.12 |
| B15 | Which means cryptic Ned is standing in the Sahara | 3.28 |
| B16 | The fiend! He threw me out ... | 2.10 |
| B17 | Silence while I announce part three! | 2.42 |
| B18 | Steady now, Mr Banerjee ... | 1.54 |
| B19 | Buona Sera [Ray Ellington] | 2.52 |
| B20 | Part four, with the Gulf Stream behind them ... | 2.42 |
| B21 | Ladies and gentlemen, during this sordid scene ... | 2.17 |
| B22 | Wal? Do us a favour ... | 1.40 |
| Total length of media 2:01:13. |